Album Review

Kim Petras Takes the Best Detour of Her Career

Kim Petras · Electropop · Released May 2026 · Reviewed by Juniper Sloan

Detour by Kim Petras — cover art

Some detours take you somewhere better than the original route, and Kim Petras just proved it. Detour references the Aughts pop classics with obvious love, then drags that DNA through deconstructed club noise and hardstyle techno until it comes out gleaming and mutated. The result is her best album yet — high-vis hedonism as an artistic statement, executed with total conviction. Heavy metal work ethic, rainbow presentation.

The Sonic Breakdown

The Production & Mix

The Low-End: The hardstyle-informed kicks are genuinely physical — distorted, punchy, and tuned so they carry melody as much as impact. Producers chasing that club-destroying bottom end should study how much aggression this mix absorbs while staying danceable.

The Spatial Dynamics: The deconstructed club elements scatter noise and texture across the stereo field like confetti, then snap into laser-focused mono punch when the hooks arrive. That push-pull between chaos and precision is what makes the record feel alive.

Standout Performance

Petras herself sells every second — a vocalist confident enough to ride hardstyle drops and Aughts-style choruses in the same breath, treating both like home turf.

Why It’s Certified

Detour works because the nostalgia is a launchpad, not a crutch. The Aughts references give the songs their sugar, and the club deconstruction and techno muscle give them their teeth. This is pop that respects the dancefloor as an instrument, and it never once apologizes for having this much fun. Her best album yet, and it sounds like she knows it. Certified.

What do you think? Does Detour deserve its spot in the Certified Archive? Tell the band we sent you. 🌈