Album Review

Open Mike Eagle & Kenny Segal's 'DOOMED!' Turns a Breakup Into the Funniest Sad Record of the Year

Open Mike Eagle & Kenny Segal · Hip-Hop · Released August 2026 · Reviewed by Felix Camber

DOOMED! by Open Mike Eagle & Kenny Segal — cover art

Open Mike Eagle and Kenny Segal have known each other for the better part of twenty years and never made a full record together until now. DOOMED! arrived on Backwoodz Studioz on August 14th, and by the artists’ own Bandcamp framing it is “the world’s first half-whimsical break-up album” — fifteen tracks written while a relationship dissolved, produced start to finish by Segal. The Skinny gave it five stars and called it “easily up there with one of the best hip-hop releases of the year.”

The Sonic Breakdown

The Production & Mix

The Low-End: Segal builds from live-feeling low end rather than sample loops locked to a grid, and the bass tends to arrive a hair behind the kick, which gives tracks like “Out to Lunch” a slouch that suits the subject matter. The Skinny’s phrase for the whole production job — “gorgeously scored by the transformative Kenny Segal” — puts the emphasis in the right place: this is scoring, not beatmaking.

The Spatial Dynamics: The vocal sits unusually dry and forward while the instrumentation blooms behind it. On “Schrödinger’s Green Room (There but Uninvited)” that separation is the joke and the wound at once — the voice close enough to be uncomfortable, the music keeping a polite distance.

Standout Performance

Eagle’s writing, which Bandcamp Daily’s Dylan Green pins precisely: “Eagle’s tendency to spin tried-and-true lifeisms into modern allegories of disconnection works wonders for a man who probably wishes he was numb to all of this by now.”

Why It’s Certified

Gothic Tropic lifts “Streets of Rage: Public Arguments Edition,” Hemlock Ernst takes “Unfinished Concrete Initials,” and billy woods lands on “She Swear I’m Colorblind.” “Infinity War Spoilers” and “Watching a Movie Called Freedom By Myself” are the two that hurt. Slant’s verdict: “The duo turns pop-cultural excess into an intimate and infectious soundtrack for grief.” Certified great.

What do you think? Does DOOMED! deserve its spot in the Certified Archive? Tell the band we sent you. 🌈