Album Review

Twisted Teens' 'The Holy Cross Tigers' Is a Ruthlessly Catchy Masterpiece of Hooks

Twisted Teens · Indie Rock, Rock · Released November 2026 · Reviewed by Felix Camber · Published

The Holy Cross Tigers by Twisted Teens — album cover art

The Sonic Breakdown

The Holy Cross Tigers is Twisted Teens’ fourth album and their first for Sub Pop, and it does not sound like a band flinching at a bigger room. Thirteen songs, frontman Caspian Hollywell on vocals and guitar, and a tracklist that keeps circling the same imagery — “Blue Rose,” “Blue Flower,” “Every Flower” — without ever repeating a melody.

The Production & Mix

The Low-End: Unshowy and dependable. The rhythm parts stay out of the way of the vocal, which on a record this hook-dense is the only correct decision.

The Spatial Dynamics: The real colour comes from RJ “The Razor” Santos on pedal steel, which does something genuinely useful here — it fills the upper-mid space that a second rhythm guitar would normally crowd, and it gives even the fastest songs a long horizon behind them. Mel Billiard adds guitar on “Figure It Out” and “Armed With a Vision.”

Standout Performance

Santos, for the reason above. Pedal steel in a rock band is usually either a costume or a crutch; here it’s load-bearing architecture.

Why It’s Certified

⚡ Post-Trash’s Myles Tiessen: “The Teens’ formula, whatever it may be, is essentially a hit-making factory.”

🌈 Our Culture’s Konstantinos Pappis called “When We First Met” “one of the most infectious songs in the band’s catalog,” and closed with “Come morning, anything sounds possible for Twisted Teens.”

🌈 Paste’s Grace Robins-Somerville: “they’re still serving up good times alongside gut punches, playing the Fool and the Hermit at once.”

What do you think? Does The Holy Cross Tigers deserve its spot in the Certified Archive? Tell the band we sent you. 🌈